* A new baby is like the beginning of all things, hope, a dream of possibilities.

* A baby is an angel whose wings decrease while his legs increase.

* Children reinvent your world for you.

* A baby is a blank cheque made payable to the human race.

* A father is someone who carries pictures where his money used to be.

* A baby is born with the need to be love and never outgrows it.

* Each day of our lives we make deposits in the memory banks of our children.

* The hardest job facing kids today is to learn good manners without seeing any.

* Every baby born into the world is a finer one than the last.

* Every new born baby is God’s opinion that the world should go on.

* A baby will make love stronger, days shorter, nights longer, bank balance smaller, home happier, clothes dirty, the past forgotten, and the future worth living for.

* Babies are such a sweet and nice way to start people.

* Having a baby changes the way you view your in-laws. I love it when they come to visit. They hold the baby and I go out.

* A baby is an in-estimable blessing and a bother.

* Every child born into the world is a new thought of God, an ever fresh and radiant possibility.

* Babies are always more trouble than you thought and more wonderful.

* The worst feature of a new born baby is to have his mother’s singing.

* People who say they sleep like a baby usually don’t have any.

* I don’t know whether they should say “You have a baby” Or “The baby has you”.

* When I was born I was so surprised I couldn’t talk for a year and a half.

* All babies need a lap.

* Having a baby is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.

* Stop trying to perfect your children, but keep trying to perfect your relationship with them.

* A father is always making his baby into a little woman. And when she is a woman he turns her back again.

* “The greater your capacity to love, the greater your capacity to feel the pain.”

* “If your baby’s “beautiful and perfect, never cries or fusses, sleeps on schedule and burps on demand, an angel all the time,” you’re the grandma. ”

* “The worst feature of a new baby is its mother’s singing.”

* Who would have expected this from Brad Pitt, “Getting a burp out of your little thing is probably the greatest satisfaction I’ve come across. It’s truly one of life’s most satisfying moments.” I mean he can be that funny in real life.

* And if it is not your baby, you can’t understand them much “My friend has a baby. I’m recording all the noises he makes so later I can ask him what he meant.”

* And even Matthew Broderick had a very funny quote on babies, “Having a baby changes the way you view your in-laws. I love it when they come to visit now. They can hold the baby and I can go out.”

* And the funniest of them all, ” If nature had arranged that husbands and wives should have children alternatively, there would never be more than three in a family.”