Posts in the Category of: funny baby joke

Pregnancy Joke

Pregnancy Joke Three men were discussing at a bar about their wife’s pregnancy. The first man stated “my wife was reading a "Tale of Two Cities" and she gave birth to twins" "That’s funny", the second man remarked

A Woman, A Bus and A Baby

A Woman, A Bus and A Baby A woman gets onto a bus with her baby. The bus driver says, "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!" The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to

New Father

New Father One day, shortly after the birth of their new baby, the mother had to go out to do some errands, so the proud father stayed home to watch his wonderful new son. Soon after the mother left, the baby started to cry. The

Baby Delivery Joke

Baby Delivery Joke A country doctor went way out to the boondocks to deliver a baby. It was so far out, there was no electricity. When the doctor arrived, no one was home except for the laboring mother and her 5-year-old child.

Baby Polar Bear

Baby Polar Bear A baby polar bear goes up to his dad and asks, "Dad, am I pure polar bear?" The dad replies, "Sure you are son. Im all polar bear, my parents are all polar bear, your mom is all polar bear, and her parents are all

Gay Baby Jokes

Gay Baby Jokes Two gay men decide to have a baby. They mix their sperm, then have a surrogate mother artificially inseminated. When the baby is born, they rush to the hospital. Two dozen babies are in the ward, 23 of which are c

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